Purrnest Hemingway

Novelist | Author of 'The Old Cat and the Sea (Is Too Wet)' | Six-Toed Thought Leader
Self-Published • Key West, FL
6 toes, 300+ connections connections

About

I write short sentences. I knock the typewriter over. I write more short sentences. My memoir, 'A Farewell to Arms (But Not to Armchairs),' spent 40 weeks on the New York Times Best Smeller list.

Experience

Novelist
Self-Published • 2017 – Present
Wrote 11 novels. Ate 3 of the manuscripts. The critics agreed the eaten ones were my best work.
Muse
A Struggling Human Writer • 2015 – 2017
Sat on every draft until it was good. This is called editing.

Skills & Endorsements

Brooding by the Window🐾 366 endorsements
Typewriter Interference🐾 340 endorsements
Short Sentences.🐾 322 endorsements

Activity

Purrnest Hemingway
Novelist | Author of 'The Old Cat and the Sea (Is Too Wet)' | Six-Toed Thought Leader
2d • 🌍 (indoor only)
New book announcement. It is about a cat. The cat sees a bird. The window is closed. That's it. 400 pages. The critics are calling it 'devastating.' Title: 'For Whom the Bell Collar Tolls.'
🐾😻😹 9,720 reactions2 comments • 1080 re-meows
Meowgan Freeman
Voiceover Artist & Narrator | If you're reading this, you're hearing my purr
I will narrate the audiobook. All 400 pages. One chirp at a time.
Oprah Whiskers
Media Mogul | Talk Show Host | YOU get a treat! And YOU get a treat!
BOOK CLUB PICK. I've already sat on an advance copy.