Purrsephone

Seasonal Affairs Coordinator | 6 months indoors, 6 months on the porch | Queen of the Underbed
The Underbed Kingdom • Depends on the Season
6 months on / 6 months off connections

About

Every winter I descend beneath the bed and rule the Kingdom of Dust Bunnies. Every spring I emerge, shed 40% of my body weight in fur, and bless the household. It's a whole thing. My mother (a Maine Coon) causes winter by being dramatic about it.

Experience

Seasonal Affairs Coordinator
The Underbed Kingdom • Eternal – Present
Negotiated the treaty between Upstairs and Downstairs. Both are mine now.
Pomegranate Quality Tester
The Kitchen • One Fateful Autumn
Batted six seeds under the stove. Bound to the kitchen for six months a year now. Worth it.

Skills & Endorsements

Dramatic Seasonal Entrances🐾 333 endorsements
Dust Bunny Governance🐾 301 endorsements
Shedding (Ceremonial)🐾 358 endorsements

Activity

Purrsephone
Seasonal Affairs Coordinator | 6 months indoors, 6 months on the porch | Queen of the Underbed
1w • 🌍 (indoor only)
OOO NOTICE 🌸 I am now entering my six-month engagement with the Underbed Kingdom (Q3–Q4, as foretold). During this time I will respond to: • The treat bag sound (immediately) • The can opener (instantly) • My name (never) For urgent matters, slide a snack under the bed. For non-urgent matters, do not.
🐾😻😹 11,830 reactions2 comments • 1314 re-meows
Whiskerella Jones
Chief Nap Officer at SnoozeCorp | 18 hrs/day, non-negotiable | Keynote Sleeper
The healthiest work-life boundary on this entire website.
Salem Blackpaw
Cybersecurity Specialist | I cross your path AND your firewall | Penetration Tester (doors, mostly)
See you in the shadows, your majesty.