My Network
26 cats you may know (they know you — they've been watching you sleep). Pending invitations: 4,000, all from Gary the Intern.
#Hiring
Chairman MeowCEO & Founder at Purrpetual Ventures | Serial Napreneur | Thought Leader in Treat Economics
Sir Reginald Fluffington III
SVP of Knocking Things Off Tables at Gravity Solutions Inc. | Disruptor (literally)
Bartholomeow
Full-Stack Developer | I sit on the stack | 10x engineer (10x slower when I'm on the keyboard)
Purrnest Hemingway
Novelist | Author of 'The Old Cat and the Sea (Is Too Wet)' | Six-Toed Thought Leader
Pawblo Picatso
Creative Director | Pioneer of the Hairball Renaissance | My Blue Period was just a blanket
Furrdinand Magellan
Chief Exploration Officer | First cat to circumnavigate the couch | Cardboard Cartographer
Purrsephone
Seasonal Affairs Coordinator | 6 months indoors, 6 months on the porch | Queen of the Underbed
#OpenToWork
Tom (Just Tom)Open to Work | Former Mouse Acquisition Specialist | 0% success rate, 100% persistence
Princess Fluffybutt von Cushington
Angel Investor | Trust Fund Kitten | I was born on this velvet pillow and I will die on this velvet pillow
#OpenToWork
Gary the InternIntern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
Dr. Whiskers McStuffins, PhD
Principal Data Scientist | 7 years studying the Red Dot | It's never been caught. I have theories.
Mr. Bigglesworth
Strategy Consultant | Ex-Evil (2017–2022) | Now I disrupt synergies instead of the world
Salem Blackpaw
Cybersecurity Specialist | I cross your path AND your firewall | Penetration Tester (doors, mostly)
Elonpurr Musk
Founder of SpaceCats & Purrsla | Colonizing the top shelf | Will livestream myself knocking a Tesla off a table
#Hiring
Gordon RamclawExecutive Chef | Michelin-starred bowl inspector | IT'S RAW (I know, I like it raw, that's the point)
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