Anderson Pooper

Investigative Journalist at The Litter Box Times | Breaking News, Breaking Vases
The Litter Box Times • The Scene of the Crime
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About

I ask the hard questions: Who moved my bowl? What's behind that closed door? WHY is the red dot? My exposé on 'The Vacuum: Silent Menace or Loud Menace?' won a Pulitzfur.

Experience

Chief Investigative Correspondent
The Litter Box Times • 2019 – Present
Broke the story on the treat shortage of 2023 (I ate them; I reported it anyway; that's integrity).
Field Reporter
Backyard News Network • 2017 – 2019
Live coverage of birds from the window. 10,000 hours logged. Chattered professionally.

Skills & Endorsements

Staring at Nothing (Sources Say)🐾 356 endorsements
Closed Door Investigations🐾 340 endorsements
Bird Surveillance🐾 333 endorsements

Activity

Anderson Pooper
Investigative Journalist at The Litter Box Times | Breaking News, Breaking Vases
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION 🚨 After 6 months undercover, I can finally reveal the truth about what's behind the closed bathroom door when your human is in there: Nothing. It's the same bathroom. And yet we must scream at the door. We must reach our paws underneath. This reporter will never stop demanding access. Democracy dies behind closed doors.
🐾😻😹 23,600 reactions2 comments • 2622 re-meows
Salem Blackpaw
Cybersecurity Specialist | I cross your path AND your firewall | Penetration Tester (doors, mostly)
I've pen-tested 400 bathroom doors. Can confirm: same bathroom every time. Still worth it.
Furrdinand Magellan
Chief Exploration Officer | First cat to circumnavigate the couch | Cardboard Cartographer
The unexplored is never 'nothing,' Anderson. Keep reaching under that door.