#Hiring

Beyonclaw

Founder & CEO of Purrfume Empire | Run the Litter (Who run the litter? CATS.)
Purrfume Empire β€’ Houston, TX (the penthouse cat tree)
500+ connections

About

I woke up like this (at 4:47 AM, screaming, for no reason). Built an empire on three principles: excellence, independence, and absolutely never coming when called. If you like it, you should have put a lid on it. (The trash can. I've been in it.)

Experience

Founder & CEO
Purrfume Empire β€’ 2018 – Present
Launched 'Eau de Tuna No. 5.' Sold out in minutes. Mostly because I sat in the warehouse doorway and no one could leave without buying some.
Lead Vocalist
Destiny's Litter β€’ 2015 – 2018
Went solo. The other two are fine. Probably. I haven't checked.

Skills & Endorsements

Flawless Entrances🐾 503 endorsements
Independence (Aggressive)🐾 488 endorsements
Hair Flip Choreography (Full-Body Shake)🐾 467 endorsements

Activity

Founder & CEO of Purrfume Empire | Run the Litter (Who run the litter? CATS.)
13h β€’ 🌍 (indoor only)
They asked me how I built an empire. I told them: I never come when called. That's it. That's the whole strategy. Make THEM come to YOU, with treats, apologizing. #QueenEnergy #Purrfume
🐾😻😹 22,880 reactions2 comments β€’ 2542 re-meows
Clawdia Schiffer
Scratching Post Model | Brand Ambassador @ Meow Mix | 2M followers on Instagrameow
Taking notes. Slowly. While maintaining eye contact.
Princess Fluffybutt von Cushington
Angel Investor | Trust Fund Kitten | I was born on this velvet pillow and I will die on this velvet pillow
I've never been called. Staff simply anticipates.