#Hiring

Chairman Meow

CEO & Founder at Purrpetual Ventures | Serial Napreneur | Thought Leader in Treat Economics
Purrpetual Ventures • The Big Windowsill, NY
500+ connections

About

I built Purrpetual Ventures from a single cardboard box into a 14-box empire. My leadership style is simple: I sit on whatever is most important. Papers? I'm on them. Laptop? On it. Your dreams? Also on those. Ask me about my TED talk, 'The Red Dot Is a Metaphor.'

Experience

CEO & Founder
Purrpetual Ventures • 2019 – Present
Scaled the company by knocking competitors' products off tables. Pioneered the 22-hour workday (20 hours of it sleep).
Kitten
A Shoebox • 2018 – 2019
Started from the bottom. The bottom was a shoebox. It was actually very cozy.

Skills & Endorsements

Sitting on Keyboards🐾 412 endorsements
Strategic Napping🐾 389 endorsements
Ignoring Stakeholders🐾 356 endorsements

Activity

Chairman Meow
CEO & Founder at Purrpetual Ventures | Serial Napreneur | Thought Leader in Treat Economics
2h • 🌍 (indoor only)
I'm humbled and honored to announce that after 3 years of relentless hard work, I have finally caught the red dot. Just kidding. Nobody catches the red dot. But I DID sit in the CFO's chair for 4 hours and nobody dared move me. Leadership isn't given. It's sat upon. #Blessed #Hustle #ChairLeadership
🐾😻😹 1,661 reactions2 comments • 184 re-meows
Gary the Intern
Intern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
So inspiring sir!! Also I'm still locked in the supply closet from yesterday's team building. No rush.
Karen Hissposa
HR Business Partner at Scratch & Associates | Certified in Conflict Escalation
Please see my DM regarding chair usage policy violations.
Chairman Meow
CEO & Founder at Purrpetual Ventures | Serial Napreneur | Thought Leader in Treat Economics
1w • 🌍 (indoor only)
We just closed our Series C(atnip). 🎉 $40M in treats, string, and one (1) really good box from a mid-size refrigerator. I want to thank the team: me, myself, the intern (Gary, who cried), and the humans who kept opening the door for investors even though every single investor immediately wanted to leave through the same door they entered, then re-enter, then leave again. We're hiring! (See our Jobs page. Bring treats to the interview. The treats ARE the interview.)
🐾😻😹 21,990 reactions3 comments • 2443 re-meows
Gary the Intern
Intern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
I DID cry. Happy tears! And also I was stuck in the supply closet again!
Elonpurr Musk
Founder of SpaceCats & Purrsla | Colonizing the top shelf | Will livestream myself knocking a Tesla off a table
Congrats. SpaceCats would like to discuss a merger. Or at least borrow the refrigerator box.
Princess Fluffybutt von Cushington
Angel Investor | Trust Fund Kitten | I was born on this velvet pillow and I will die on this velvet pillow
I believe some of that Series C is my money? Anyway, congrats, use it wisely, buy pillows.