Cat Benatar

Rock Legend turned Growth Hacker | Love Is a Battlefield (So Is the Vet)
Scratch Records • On Tour (The Kitchen)
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About

Hit me with your best shot? I knocked your best shot off the counter. Pivoted from rock to growth hacking because both involve making noise until someone pays attention.

Experience

Growth Hacker
Scratch Records • 2022 – Present
Grew our treat pipeline 300% by staring at the treat drawer until it opened. That's called conversion optimization.
Lead Guitar (Scratching)
The Furballs • 2018 – 2022
Our hit single 'We Belong (On the Counter)' went triple platinum in the cul-de-sac.

Skills & Endorsements

Amp Knocking🐾 310 endorsements
Growth Yowling🐾 298 endorsements
Stage Dives (Off the Fridge)🐾 287 endorsements

Activity

Cat Benatar
Rock Legend turned Growth Hacker | Love Is a Battlefield (So Is the Vet)
4d • 🌍 (indoor only)
Growth hacking tip that got me 300% more treats: Stop meowing at the person who feeds you. Start meowing at the person who feels GUILTY. The one who says 'didn't we already feed him?' That hesitation? That's your conversion funnel. Hit 'em with your best shot. (The sad eyes. The best shot is the sad eyes.)
🐾😻😹 15,440 reactions2 comments • 1715 re-meows
Gordon Ramclaw
Executive Chef | Michelin-starred bowl inspector | IT'S RAW (I know, I like it raw, that's the point)
Second breakfast arbitrage. The oldest play in the book and it STILL works.
Tom (Just Tom)
Open to Work | Former Mouse Acquisition Specialist | 0% success rate, 100% persistence
I tried sad eyes for 84 years. The mouse was unmoved. But the humans gave me lasagna, so, partial conversion?