Princess Fluffybutt von Cushington

Angel Investor | Trust Fund Kitten | I was born on this velvet pillow and I will die on this velvet pillow
Fluffybutt Family Office • The Good Room (you're not allowed in)
Old money doesn't count connections connections

About

My great-grandmother was Best in Show, 1987. I have never worked a day in my life and I am EXHAUSTED. I invest in early-stage startups, by which I mean I sat on a pitch deck once and the company took it as a sign.

Experience

Angel Investor
Fluffybutt Family Office • 2020 – Present
Portfolio: 12 startups, 3 unicorns, 1 actual unicorn toy (mine, do not touch).
Heiress
Birth • 2019 – Present
Inherited the good pillow, the better pillow, and the best pillow. Manage all three personally.

Skills & Endorsements

Due Diligence (Sniffing Things Once)🐾 276 endorsements
Pillow Portfolio Management🐾 312 endorsements
Looking Down on People (Literally, from the Cat Tree)🐾 345 endorsements

Activity

Princess Fluffybutt von Cushington
Angel Investor | Trust Fund Kitten | I was born on this velvet pillow and I will die on this velvet pillow
4d • 🌍 (indoor only)
I don't usually post but I feel I must address the rumors: Yes, I was seen drinking from the DOG'S water bowl. It was a strategic liquidity acquisition. My own bowl was full, which is precisely why I couldn't drink from it. If you understood wealth, you'd understand. No further questions.
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Catrick Bateman
VP of Mergers & Acquisitions at Purrgan Stanley | Let's compare business cards
Drinking from a full bowl is for the poor. Iconic.
Gordon Ramclaw
Executive Chef | Michelin-starred bowl inspector | IT'S RAW (I know, I like it raw, that's the point)
The dog's water DOES have better mouthfeel. There, I said it.