Furrdinand Magellan

Chief Exploration Officer | First cat to circumnavigate the couch | Cardboard Cartographer
Box Discovery Co. • Uncharted Territory (Under the Bed)
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About

I have mapped every box in this household. The Amazon delivery of 2024 opened trade routes previously thought impossible. My motto: 'If I fits, I sits. If I don't fits, I sits anyway.'

Experience

Chief Exploration Officer
Box Discovery Co. • 2021 – Present
Discovered 3 new rooms (the doors were closed before; see my ongoing litigation with Doors).
Junior Scout
The Closet Expedition • 2020 – 2021
Got locked in for 6 hours. Claimed the territory anyway. Planted a flag (a sock).

Skills & Endorsements

Box Cartography🐾 344 endorsements
If-I-Fits Analysis🐾 401 endorsements
Closet Survival🐾 287 endorsements

Activity

Furrdinand Magellan
Chief Exploration Officer | First cat to circumnavigate the couch | Cardboard Cartographer
3d • 🌍 (indoor only)
EXPEDITION LOG, DAY 47: The large box in the hallway remains unexplored. The humans call it 'the new dishwasher' and say it's 'being installed Thursday.' Thursday is unacceptable. I begin my ascent tonight. If I don't post again, tell my story. And check the box.
🐾😻😹 12,170 reactions2 comments • 1352 re-meows
Gary the Intern
Intern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
Godspeed sir!! I'll hold your flag (the sock)!!
Furrdinand Magellan
Chief Exploration Officer | First cat to circumnavigate the couch | Cardboard Cartographer
UPDATE: I am in the box. The box is everything the prophecies foretold. Thursday can't stop us.