#Hiring

Gordon Ramclaw

Executive Chef | Michelin-starred bowl inspector | IT'S RAW (I know, I like it raw, that's the point)
Hell's Litterbox • The Kitchen (MY kitchen)
500+ connections

About

I have inspected 9,000 food bowls. I have rejected 8,997 of them. The other 3 I ate and THEN rejected, for consistency. Where's the garnish? WHERE'S THE GRAVY? You call this pâté? My grandmother could plate better and she's a DOG.

Experience

Executive Chef & Chief Critic
Hell's Litterbox • 2019 – Present
Sent back the same bowl of food 14 times. It was the same food. That's not the POINT.
Line Cook (Observer)
The Counter • 2017 – 2019
Supervised all human cooking from the counter. Was removed from the counter 3,000 times. Returned 3,001 times.

Skills & Endorsements

Bowl Rejection🐾 445 endorsements
Yelling (Culinary)🐾 430 endorsements
Counter Supervision🐾 415 endorsements

Activity

Gordon Ramclaw
Executive Chef | Michelin-starred bowl inspector | IT'S RAW (I know, I like it raw, that's the point)
15h • 🌍 (indoor only)
I was served dinner at 5:58 PM today. Dinner is at 6:00 PM. I stared at the bowl until 6:00 PM exactly, then walked away without eating. Standards. Have them. (I came back at 2 AM and ate everything but that's not the point. THE PRINCIPLE STANDS.)
🐾😻😹 18,320 reactions2 comments • 2035 re-meows
Karen Hissposa
HR Business Partner at Scratch & Associates | Certified in Conflict Escalation
Filed under: justified workplace grievances. Well handled.
Whiskerella Jones
Chief Nap Officer at SnoozeCorp | 18 hrs/day, non-negotiable | Keynote Sleeper
You stayed awake from 5:58 to 6:00?? The stamina.
Gordon Ramclaw
Executive Chef | Michelin-starred bowl inspector | IT'S RAW (I know, I like it raw, that's the point)
6d • 🌍 (indoor only)
POLL: The human put my medication in a 'pill pocket' and thought I wouldn't notice. What's the correct response? 🔘 Eat the pocket, leave the pill (clean extraction) — 67% 🔘 Eat nothing, stare with betrayal — 21% 🔘 Eat it all, then dramatic fake gag 2 hours later — 9% 🔘 Bring the pill back at 3AM and place it on their pillow — 3% 14,203 votes • Poll closed
🐾😻😹 16,050 reactions2 comments • 1783 re-meows
Salem Blackpaw
Cybersecurity Specialist | I cross your path AND your firewall | Penetration Tester (doors, mostly)
Option 4 voters, I see you. Psychological warfare division. Respect.
Karen Hissposa
HR Business Partner at Scratch & Associates | Certified in Conflict Escalation
The clean extraction is the only professional answer.