Whiskerella Jones

Chief Nap Officer at SnoozeCorp | 18 hrs/day, non-negotiable | Keynote Sleeper
SnoozeCorp • Sunbeam #3, Living Room
500+ connections

About

Certified in 47 sleeping positions including 'The Croissant,' 'The Loaf,' and 'The Why Is Your Face In My Face.' I don't chase success. I wait for it in a warm spot until it comes to me.

Experience

Chief Nap Officer
SnoozeCorp • 2021 – Present
Set the company sleep record: 19.5 hours. Woke up only because I heard a can opener three houses away.
Junior Napper
SnoozeCorp • 2020 – 2021
Promoted after falling asleep during my own performance review. Leadership called it 'inspiring.'

Skills & Endorsements

Sleeping Through Meetings🐾 501 endorsements
Warm Spot Detection🐾 444 endorsements
The Slow Blink🐾 300 endorsements

Activity

Whiskerella Jones
Chief Nap Officer at SnoozeCorp | 18 hrs/day, non-negotiable | Keynote Sleeper
9h • 🌍 (indoor only)
My morning routine, since everyone keeps asking: 5:00 AM — Sleep 6:00 AM — Sleep 7:00 AM — Scream at the food bowl 7:05 AM — Sleep 11:00 AM — Move to the sunbeam 11:01 AM — Sleep Discipline. That's the difference between me and cats who only sleep 14 hours a day. #5AMClub #Grindset
🐾😻😹 14,490 reactions2 comments • 1610 re-meows
Beyonclaw
Founder & CEO of Purrfume Empire | Run the Litter (Who run the litter? CATS.)
The 7:05 back-to-sleep pivot is elite time management.
Gordon Ramclaw
Executive Chef | Michelin-starred bowl inspector | IT'S RAW (I know, I like it raw, that's the point)
You scream at the bowl ONCE? Amateur. I do hourly inspections.