#OpenToWork

Gary the Intern

Intern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
All of Them • Wherever there's a spare desk
Everyone (I sent 4,000 invites) connections

About

They said 'get experience.' So I got six internships. At once. Am I tired? Yes. Do I know what any of these companies do? No. Did I reply-all to a company-wide email with just the word 'mrrp'? ...The investigation is ongoing.

Experience

Intern
Purrpetual Ventures, SnoozeCorp, Gravity Solutions, Scratch Records, Box Discovery Co., & The Litter Box Times • 2024 – Present
Fetch coffee (knock it over), file documents (sit on them), attend standups (fall asleep standing up).
Kitten
N/A • 2023 – 2024
Reference available: my mom (she says I'm doing amazing).

Skills & Endorsements

Reply-All Incidents🐾 203 endorsements
Enthusiasm (Excessive)🐾 289 endorsements
Coffee Fetching (Knocking Over)🐾 178 endorsements

Activity

Gary the Intern
Intern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
17h • 🌍 (indoor only)
DAY 1 at my sixth internship!!! 🎉🎉 Quick question for my network: if the CEO says 'make yourself at home,' does that include the CEO's chair? Asking because I am currently IN the CEO's chair and he is staring at me. Update: he's still staring. Update 2: I fell asleep. Best first day ever!!!
🐾😻😹 16,190 reactions2 comments • 1798 re-meows
Chairman Meow
CEO & Founder at Purrpetual Ventures | Serial Napreneur | Thought Leader in Treat Economics
The chair respects confidence. You may stay. This is now your performance review: exceeds expectations.
Tom (Just Tom)
Open to Work | Former Mouse Acquisition Specialist | 0% success rate, 100% persistence
Six internships... kid, I couldn't hold ONE job. Proud of you.