Mr. Bigglesworth

Strategy Consultant | Ex-Evil (2017–2022) | Now I disrupt synergies instead of the world
McKinsey & Purrmpany • A Swivel Chair, Slowly Rotating
One MILLION connections connections

About

Yes, I used to sit on an evil villain's lap while he monologued. Career pivot: now I sit in strategy meetings while executives monologue. The lap was warmer but the equity is better. I charge one MILLION treats per engagement.

Experience

Senior Strategy Consultant
McKinsey & Purrmpany • 2022 – Present
Delivered a 200-slide deck recommending the client 'consider more naps.' They paid full price. I am very good at this.
Villain's Lap Cat
Evil Lair Industries • 2017 – 2022
Core responsibilities: being stroked ominously, staring at heroes, surviving the lair's self-destruct sequence (4 times).

Skills & Endorsements

Ominous Staring🐾 399 endorsements
PowerPoint (Sitting on the Presenter's Laptop)🐾 350 endorsements
Lap Occupation Strategy🐾 377 endorsements

Activity

Mr. Bigglesworth
Strategy Consultant | Ex-Evil (2017–2022) | Now I disrupt synergies instead of the world
3d • 🌍 (indoor only)
Career advice nobody asked for: When I worked in the evil lair, I learned the most important lesson of my career: it doesn't matter whose lap it is. It matters that YOU chose to sit on it. Villain's lap? A choice. CEO's lap? A choice. The one person in the room who is allergic? THE choice. Power is where you sit. Sit accordingly.
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Chairman Meow
CEO & Founder at Purrpetual Ventures | Serial Napreneur | Thought Leader in Treat Economics
'Power is where you sit.' Framing this. Then sitting on the frame.
Catrick Bateman
VP of Mergers & Acquisitions at Purrgan Stanley | Let's compare business cards
The allergic-person strategy is advanced. Respect.