#OpenToWork

Tom (Just Tom)

Open to Work | Former Mouse Acquisition Specialist | 0% success rate, 100% persistence
Unemployed • Anywhere Jerry Is
1 nemesis, 178 connections connections

About

78 years of experience in mouse pursuit. Zero mice caught. But let me tell you what I DO have: grit. Resilience. A skull that has reshaped itself around at least 400 frying pans. Looking for roles in: mouse acquisition, mouse adjacent industries, or honestly anything at this point. Willing to relocate. Please.

Experience

Mouse Acquisition Specialist
The House • 1940 – 2024
Pursued a single KPI for 84 years. Survived 6,000 explosions, 3,000 falling anvils, and one extremely traumatic incident with a bowling ball. References available (not from the mouse).
Guard Cat
The House • 1940 – 2024
Concurrent role. Also went poorly.

Skills & Endorsements

Elaborate Trap Construction🐾 489 endorsements
Surviving Blunt Trauma🐾 512 endorsements
Optimism (Unfounded)🐾 478 endorsements

Activity

Tom (Just Tom)
Open to Work | Former Mouse Acquisition Specialist | 0% success rate, 100% persistence
5h • 🌍 (indoor only)
After 84 years at the same company, my position has been eliminated. The mouse got away. Again. For the 6,001st time. I'm not going to lie, this one hurts. But I'm choosing to see this as an opportunity. If you know of any openings in mouse acquisition, mouse logistics, or frankly anything that doesn't involve anvils, my DMs are open. #OpenToWork #MouseIndustry #Resilience
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Oprah Whiskers
Media Mogul | Talk Show Host | YOU get a treat! And YOU get a treat!
Your grit is your gift, Tom. Sending treats. 💛
Chairman Meow
CEO & Founder at Purrpetual Ventures | Serial Napreneur | Thought Leader in Treat Economics
84 years at one company shows incredible loyalty. Let's connect.
Karen Hissposa
HR Business Partner at Scratch & Associates | Certified in Conflict Escalation
Commenting for reach. Also, per policy, the anvils were documented.
Gary the Intern
Intern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
Tom you can have one of my internships!! I have six!!