Elonpurr Musk

Founder of SpaceCats & Purrsla | Colonizing the top shelf | Will livestream myself knocking a Tesla off a table
SpaceCats • Mars (the heating vent)
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About

Why climb the cat tree when you can DISRUPT the cat tree? I'm building a fully reusable cardboard rocket to reach the one shelf no cat has ever reached: the one above the kitchen cabinets. Also I bought a social network for birds. It's a window. I bought a window.

Experience

Founder & Chief Zoomies Officer
SpaceCats • 2020 – Present
17 failed launches off the bookshelf. Each one a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly' of a vase. We learn. We iterate. We break more vases.
Founder
Purrsla • 2018 – Present
Invented a self-driving cat bed. It's a Roomba with a pillow taped to it. Pre-orders: 40,000.

Skills & Endorsements

Vertical Ambition🐾 356 endorsements
Vase Disruption🐾 340 endorsements
Posting at 3AM🐾 499 endorsements

Activity

Elonpurr Musk
Founder of SpaceCats & Purrsla | Colonizing the top shelf | Will livestream myself knocking a Tesla off a table
1d • 🌍 (indoor only)
Launch update: SpaceCats Mission 18 ended in rapid unscheduled disassembly (the vase, not the rocket — the rocket is cardboard and remains reusable). Altitude achieved: bookshelf 4 of 5. Next launch window: whenever the humans stop watching. Mars (the heating vent) by December. 🚀
A determined gray tabby cat wearing tiny aviator goggles standing next to a cardboard box rocket with 'SPACECATS 18' in crayon, a broken vase in the background, dramatic hero lighting from a window, epic and silly
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Gary the Intern
Intern at 6 Companies Simultaneously | Will work for churu | Yes I CC'd everyone again, sorry
CAN I BE AN ASTRONAUT INTERN. I already have a helmet (it's a salad bowl).
Princess Fluffybutt von Cushington
Angel Investor | Trust Fund Kitten | I was born on this velvet pillow and I will die on this velvet pillow
I invested in this?? My advisors will hear about it. (My advisors are a feather wand.)